One Day I Slowly Floated Away.

Dreamers of Dreams. Painter to Words.

comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

(via madmoonriots)

averagefairy:

averagefairy:

did humans invent math or did we discover it

does math even exist

i already regret making this post bc smart people keep messaging me trying to explain math and it’s making me nauseous 

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

batched:

struckby21:

nihil-sub-sole-novum:

this is what a good hitler joke looks like

i feel like such a geek understanding this joke

sit down kid literally everyone gets it

batched:

struckby21:

nihil-sub-sole-novum:

this is what a good hitler joke looks like

i feel like such a geek understanding this joke

sit down kid literally everyone gets it

(Source: spacegent, via karlynnwk)

Bon Iver  - Re: Stacks

arrowsnwillows:

"Your love will be safe with me."

(via thebeautifulandthedamnedddd)

tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Chris McMahon buys other people’s landscape paintings at thrift stores and puts monsters in them.

Previously: Artist Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings

(via forever-entwined)

tastefullyoffensive:

Unuseful Everyday Objects by artist Giuseppe Colarusso

(via forever-entwined)

littlenotmyown:

books-and-mylife:

The book thief quotes.

I definitely read the first one as “Jam haunted by humans.”